An homage to the old EC horror comics of the 1950s, Creepshow features five short, terrifying tales courtesy of director George Romero (Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead), author Stephen King (IT, The Stand, ‘Salem’s Lot) and special effects master Tom Savini (Friday the 13th, Dawn of the Dead).
Creepshow‘s tagline, “The most fun you’ll ever have being scared” is pretty apt. Thanks to the seamless combination of dark humor and grisly, visceral horror, Creepshow is arguably the most complete horror anthology film ever made. From the beginning to the end of the disturbing wraparound tale that bookends the film (featuring Night of the Creeps‘ Tom Atkins as well as King’s son, Heart Shaped Box‘s author Joe Hill) and throughout each short, Creepshow doesn’t waste a single frame.
It’s truly difficult to single out any particular story as being the strongest (or weakest, for that matter) as each offers a frightfully terrific yarn to spin.
In “Father’s Day”, family patriarch Nathan Grantham, long dead and buried, returns from the grave to see if he can get a father’s day cake from his descendants which include Bedelia, his tormented daughter (and murderer).
“The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill” finds the titular backwoods simpleton (played by King) discovering a meteorite whose internal substance has a long lasting effect on his mental and physical state.
Leslie Nielsen (Airplane, Naked Gun) stars as a cuckolded husband who exacts revenge on his wife (Gaylen Ross, Dawn of the Dead) and her lover (Ted Danson, Cheers, Fargo) by burying them up to their necks in the beach’s sand, telling them that they have a slim chance of survival, only if they can hold their breath. In “Something to Tide You Over’, that’s just the beginning!
“The Crate” houses something long undiscovered under the stairs of a college building–and for good reason, because what’s inside poses problems (and maybe even some solutions) for college professors Fritz Weaver and Hal Holbrook.
Ruthless businessman and germophobe Upson Pratt has a special surprise awaiting him after berating employees and being responsible for a man’s death courtesy of some unwanted insects in “They’re Creeping Up On You”.
Though I didn’t grow up on the EC comics from the 1950s, I did love the similar offerings by DC Comics in the 1970s like House of Mystery and House of Secrets which also featured supernatural and horrific short stories. Combine my affinity for those comic books, the horror genre, and the creative force behind the film, and Creepshow was an immediate sell for me. I was even fortunate enough to attend the Pittsburgh premiere of the film at the old Showcase Cinemas East in Monroeville, PA, located a stone’s throw from the mall where Dawn of the Dead was shot. Though King wasn’t in attendance, I did get to meet both Savini and Romero, both of whom I’ve crossed paths with a few times over the last 30 years. They were and remain incredibly nice and gracious guys!
It had been years since I saw Creepshow but it holds up better than ever, especially if you love some genuinely scary tales and the blackest of humor. I’m not sure why there’s never a lot of chatter about this film, particularly around Halloween, but those who love anthologies like Trick ‘R Treat, Tales of Halloween or the V/H/S films should check out Creepshow because they’ll be far from disappointed.
Creepshow grade: A+