Just look at that poster. It promises all kinds of mayhem! Obviously, there’s an old house (and, based on the title of this site, you KNOW how much I love haunted house films), maybe a storm, but definitely…DEFINITELY a knife wielding maniac. Perhaps even a promise of the dead rising from said cemetery.
Turns out, the poster is the best thing about The House by the Cemetery.
The threadbare plot takes a husband, wife and their son to Oak Mansion, better known as the “Freudstein” house, the site of murders and suicide. The family soon discovers that something evil lurks in the basement, bent on destroying everything in its path.
When I noticed The House by the Cemetery was directed by Lucio Fulci, I knew I was going to be massively disappointed. Years ago, I caught The Beyond, the second film in what’s considered Fulci’s “gates of hell” trilogy, and, while I thought it was interesting at best, couldn’t imagine why its cult status is elevated as high as it is.
The same goes for this film. It’s more or less an incomprehensible mess with some decent gory kills thrown in for good measure. It’s poorly edited and the script is kind of all over the place with plot holes galore.
I often wonder what my reaction to The House by the Cemetery would have been had I seen it upon release (or at least on VHS several years later). Would I have enjoyed it as I did something like Phantasm (which has a very dreamlike quality about it) or even the original Friday the 13th (which shares a similar slasher nature)? It’s possible but I doubt it. It’s more like the type of movie my friends and I would have poked fun at in the style of Mystery Science Theater 3000.
There are a lot of Fulci fans out there based on some of the things I’ve read over the years, but I just don’t find his style to my liking. Not everything is meant for everyone and films like The House by the Cemetery just aren’t for me.
The House by the Cemetery grade: D